You made me cry laughing mostly because I remember learning but I had more of a clue than you did. My Dad taught me to swim out of Bondi’s famous rip when I was 3 but you couldn’t pay me to surf there, or swim there. I learned to surf before they had leg ropes so if you lost that board you had to get it back. We moved to Shelly Beach Road on the Central Coast when I was 13 and weekends were piling into any surfers van with your board and finding the best waves. That was when life was safer and fun. Thank you.
I'm from Australia. Bloody hilerious 😂😂😂 Don't worry about the sharks while surfing you really have to watch out for them drop bears. They're the real deadly ones 😂😂😂 👍💕🇦🇺
go watch the Movie Jimoin?, he appears on Perfect Match!, as a Keen Surfer?, lady asks where do you ride?, he replies!, " NAH!, I'M KEEN TO LEARN?", top movie.
Well mate…you were lucky the Brown Mullets, sometimes known as the Bondi Cigars did not you get you…. because an attack from one of them in the water will be make you deadly sick! THEY CAN BE LETHAL!! So be careful when surfing at Bondi….. !
2:30 What you need to understand is In Australia when you say "You Can't !! Do that !!" WE HEAR
"You Cunt!!!…. Do that !!" and we don't take the word cunt as abuse, we take it like this "You're a friend of mine and i want you to do it" THAT'S WHY HE WAS LAUGHING
Oh it gets better! Then you finally get out passed the breaker waves. Sitting wsiting for the right kind of wave. When the siren goes off to let you all know there is a shark loose. Yep! So suddenly you must get any wave to help you back to the beach. I like others caught the next wave. But had not learned to stand yet. Surfers going every where. When my friend who was just as experienced as me. Had the same wave but travelling at eack other. I grab my board. And turned it over. Those fins! /Blades ripped into my board. Al I knew from there was, Sky, bubbles water then sand. Repeat, Repeat, repeat. A bloody wahing machine. To end up with Life gaurds saving my life! Badly battered and Grazed, a bloody mess. On a very English Sun burnt body. PAIN! I truely thank the Surf life Savers. I was not at Bondi New South Wales. I was at as I learnt later, at Point Danger Stradbroke Island Queensland. The board was my own that I had just bought! It was now a wreck! I came out better…. Luckily! And Yes there were sharks in the water. I live in Australia, and that was over 50 years ago. Never went surfing again. Aussies have a "sense of humour". They told me that's where the best waves were. They were right! But for very experienced surfers. I did not know the name of the place till later! The wave I caught is called a dumper. As that is what it does to you slams you into the sand below. Crashing and rolling! Stay safe Surfers, where ever you are.
Oh god I can just see it. You can always tell the tourists from the locals 🤣 that being said though, all of us have looked like absolute nuggets in our time. My best moment was a couple of years ago when I learned the important lesson – bikinis' are not suitable surfing attire.
I like to body surf, so I ditch the board and I just swim really fast while relying on my natural buoyancy, I love how I feel the power of the ocean swelling around me when I body surf, and I also have big boobs and very prominent hip bones, so laying on a board is pretty uncomfortable for me.
Now, on this day, I was wearing a very cute floral bikini, and a rashy which had long sleeves and a bit of a scooped neck. It was very flattering. But because I'm not on a board, all of the water I'm body surfing over goes under me rather than under a board. But because my rashy was scoop necked, instead of just flowing over my rashy, it flowed into it and created a parachute. Terrible for body surfing effectively, also terrible for keeping a bikini in place.
I catch a really good wave, all the way in to shore pretty much and stand up and my Mum takes one look at me and starts to cackle like nothing I have ever heard before. I look around wondering what has happened then look down and realise that my bikini became dislodged and untied while I was catching the wave, and had kinda, plopped up and over the edge of my rashy. One boob cup still in my rashy, and the other boob cup and all of the strings out the front.
I tidied myself up and then never wore that combination of rashy and bikini again. Turtleneck rashy's and one piece swimwear all the way. Fortunately it happened at the dog beach, so few people saw.
It's not a matter of being confident, but intellectual. Australians RESENT intellectuals. That's why Germaine Greer now lives in Essex. Australia tried to produce a TV show based on QI (Quite Interesting, hosted by Stephen Fry; then Sandi Toksvig). A few 'celebrity comedians' auditioned, but the producers couldn't find any Aussie emcee that was funny, witty, intellectual or urbane enough to host the show — so they didn't bother trying to put it to air.
Reminds me of watching my step daughter try to reverse her dog wash trailer. Just because I've been reversing trailers up to 40ft long for 40yrs & make it look easy doesn't mean it is. Closest I've ever been to a surfboard is being run over by one as a kid.
But if I rock up and I see Asians and umbrellas with huts, I ain't getting out to even check the surf. You be too busy watching people that can't swim.
Sometimes you just wana leave em in a rift. Even when told in English don't swim there, go to the flags if you can't swim past you waistline.
I'd never go to another country where I couldn't understand shit. They have just been told for so long it's ok. Go to Australia and just point at everything! You will get by, just have a child that grows up there and can relay the English back to you after 20 years in the country.
@user-ob1oi7kn2w
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
He is the funniest man alive. Brilliant brilliant comedian 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ him
@bluebelle8823
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Perfect. Did anyone see that punchline coming?
@DerrickMooney-jq4ww
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
As an Aussie it's the only time we have a white Christmas when the poms show on holiday 😂😂😂
@karenstrong8887
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
You made me cry laughing mostly because I remember learning but I had more of a clue than you did. My Dad taught me to swim out of Bondi’s famous rip when I was 3 but you couldn’t pay me to surf there, or swim there. I learned to surf before they had leg ropes so if you lost that board you had to get it back. We moved to Shelly Beach Road on the Central Coast when I was 13 and weekends were piling into any surfers van with your board and finding the best waves. That was when life was safer and fun. Thank you.
@sonyasj74
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
I'm from Australia. Bloody hilerious 😂😂😂 Don't worry about the sharks while surfing you really have to watch out for them drop bears. They're the real deadly ones 😂😂😂 👍💕🇦🇺
@edwardcatton1047
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
go watch the Movie Jimoin?, he appears on Perfect Match!, as a Keen Surfer?, lady asks where do you ride?, he replies!, " NAH!, I'M KEEN TO LEARN?", top movie.
@hypercomms2001
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Well mate…you were lucky the Brown Mullets, sometimes known as the Bondi Cigars did not you get you…. because an attack from one of them in the water will be make you deadly sick! THEY CAN BE LETHAL!! So be careful when surfing at Bondi….. !
@martinkuliza
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
2:30 What you need to understand is
In Australia when you say
"You Can't !! Do that !!" WE HEAR
"You Cunt!!!…. Do that !!"
and we don't take the word cunt as abuse, we take it like this
"You're a friend of mine and i want you to do it"
THAT'S WHY HE WAS LAUGHING
@sloopjohnb7271
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Oh it gets better! Then you finally get out passed the breaker waves. Sitting wsiting for the right kind of wave. When the siren goes off to let you all know there is a shark loose. Yep! So suddenly you must get any wave to help you back to the beach.
I like others caught the next wave. But had not learned to stand yet. Surfers going every where. When my friend who was just as experienced as me. Had the same wave but travelling at eack other. I grab my board. And turned it over. Those fins! /Blades ripped into my board. Al I knew from there was, Sky, bubbles water then sand. Repeat, Repeat, repeat. A bloody wahing machine. To end up with Life gaurds saving my life! Badly battered and Grazed, a bloody mess. On a very English Sun burnt body. PAIN! I truely thank the Surf life Savers. I was not at Bondi New South Wales. I was at as I learnt later, at Point Danger Stradbroke Island Queensland. The board was my own that I had just bought! It was now a wreck! I came out better…. Luckily! And Yes there were sharks in the water.
I live in Australia, and that was over 50 years ago. Never went surfing again. Aussies have a "sense of humour". They told me that's where the best waves were. They were right! But for very experienced surfers. I did not know the name of the place till later! The wave I caught is called a dumper. As that is what it does to you slams you into the sand below. Crashing and rolling! Stay safe Surfers, where ever you are.
@AL-ku1zq
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Hilarious and thank you! I watch far too much news on youtube and needed this 😂
@alisonholland7531
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
As an Aussie I can relate to this 😂
@peterhones3594
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
I’m Australian and if you like Bondi you’re going to love the Gold Coast
@loftyradish6972
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Oh god I can just see it. You can always tell the tourists from the locals 🤣 that being said though, all of us have looked like absolute nuggets in our time. My best moment was a couple of years ago when I learned the important lesson – bikinis' are not suitable surfing attire.
I like to body surf, so I ditch the board and I just swim really fast while relying on my natural buoyancy, I love how I feel the power of the ocean swelling around me when I body surf, and I also have big boobs and very prominent hip bones, so laying on a board is pretty uncomfortable for me.
Now, on this day, I was wearing a very cute floral bikini, and a rashy which had long sleeves and a bit of a scooped neck. It was very flattering. But because I'm not on a board, all of the water I'm body surfing over goes under me rather than under a board. But because my rashy was scoop necked, instead of just flowing over my rashy, it flowed into it and created a parachute. Terrible for body surfing effectively, also terrible for keeping a bikini in place.
I catch a really good wave, all the way in to shore pretty much and stand up and my Mum takes one look at me and starts to cackle like nothing I have ever heard before. I look around wondering what has happened then look down and realise that my bikini became dislodged and untied while I was catching the wave, and had kinda, plopped up and over the edge of my rashy. One boob cup still in my rashy, and the other boob cup and all of the strings out the front.
I tidied myself up and then never wore that combination of rashy and bikini again. Turtleneck rashy's and one piece swimwear all the way. Fortunately it happened at the dog beach, so few people saw.
@michaelfrost4584
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
I like him as a comic anyway but as a Australian just laughing him explaining surfing at Bondi, soo funny 😂😂😂😂
@pommydiva1
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
not heard of this comedian before (i live Down Under) but must say he made me laugh. subscribed and cant wait to listen to more of this guys jokes 🙂
@egypthobby
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
The moral of the story is if you don't know, get some leasons
@steveOhh68
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Daria as Australia’s biggest Gromit ,amazing.
@ashleybellofsydney
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
It's not a matter of being confident, but intellectual. Australians RESENT intellectuals. That's why Germaine Greer now lives in Essex. Australia tried to produce a TV show based on QI (Quite Interesting, hosted by Stephen Fry; then Sandi Toksvig). A few 'celebrity comedians' auditioned, but the producers couldn't find any Aussie emcee that was funny, witty, intellectual or urbane enough to host the show — so they didn't bother trying to put it to air.
@dotti5060
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Yep, holding your board flat against a wave is a lesson we all learn very very quickly.
@aussie6910
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Reminds me of watching my step daughter try to reverse her dog wash trailer. Just because I've been reversing trailers up to 40ft long for 40yrs & make it look easy doesn't mean it is.
Closest I've ever been to a surfboard is being run over by one as a kid.
@trekkie-cat
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
As an Australian, Bondi Beach is WAAAYYY overrated!!! Far nicer, more beautiful beaches on the South and North Coast New South Wales!!
@quickstepz9250
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
As a Australian you should know the best spots.
But if I rock up and I see Asians and umbrellas with huts, I ain't getting out to even check the surf. You be too busy watching people that can't swim.
Sometimes you just wana leave em in a rift. Even when told in English don't swim there, go to the flags if you can't swim past you waistline.
I'd never go to another country where I couldn't understand shit. They have just been told for so long it's ok. Go to Australia and just point at everything! You will get by, just have a child that grows up there and can relay the English back to you after 20 years in the country.
@Maxyshadow
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Ha ha so relatable.
@virginniaherring8381
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
😂😂😂😂
@Pablo668
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Cool that you came to Australia!
@AaronHahnStudios
April 19, 2024 at 4:32 am
Stupid englishman. Never laughed for a second. The cost of being an intelligent AUSTRALIAN.